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          | As our grand finale for the week Tom, Aaron and Todd set out 
          for a day trip via the shortcut route to Imlay Canyon. The group 
          departs before dawn and with a brisk pace arrives at the crossroad 
          entrance to the canyon at 7:40am only to find that Aaron's 
          wet suit (which was attached to the outside of his pack) had fallen 
          off at some point during the approach. Doh! He heads back to see if he can find 
          it, and fortunately comes across it only 20 minutes back up the trail. | 
        
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          | Disaster (or at the very least, a major inconvenience) 
          averted, we gear up and dive in to the canyon, soon reaching the first rappel. 
          The Imlay 
          Rope Silo in the foreground has proven to be a boon in canyons 
          with lots of water like this one since it keeps your rope afloat. You 
          should buy one right away. | 
        
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          | Though we're prepared to tackle the many keeper 
          potholes for which Imlay is noted (or notorious), recent rains have 
          filled the canyon to the brim and there isn't a keeper to be found. A 
          bit of a disappointment. | 
        
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          | Here's yet another photo of the famous simul-rap 
          from the natural arch. It's a pretty picture, but is a scene that I'm 
          actually getting a little tired of (not unlike the Golden Cathedral in Neon). | 
        
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          | It's a little brighter further down canyon (a welcome 
          sight since it had been cloudy all morning). This photo was taken just 
          downstream of the basketball Jones feature which, since the canyon is 
          so full, any white man could jump. | 
        
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          | There are several obscure references in the preceding 
          sentence that I would be happy to patiently (and patronizingly) 
          explain. 1 - Basketball Jones is a parody song written by Cheech and 
          Chong and released on their 1973 Los Cochinos album, 2 - the formation 
          in question is a hoop shaped/sized pothole, canyoneers are able to 
          bypass a keeper pothole by leaping over it and catching the rim of the 
          formation, an act not unlike dunking a basketball, 3 - 'White Men 
          Can't Jump' is a 1992 movie starring Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson. Now that that's done, can I get you a cookie?
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          | Here's Tom at one of the many short rappels.. | 
        
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          | The high water levels have reduced several of the short 
          rappels to short down climbs or slides. Here we are entering the final 
          series of drops. | 
        
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          | Tom completes the final rap, takes a bow, and the fat lady sings. | 
        
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          | A successful trip by any standards, we return with the 
          same number of people we started with ("Our track record was due for 
          improvement." Tom wryly notes when presented with this impressive 
          statistic), and everyone is tired but happy. We return to the 'fake' 
          world of cars and computers, responsibilities to fulfill and petty 
          duties with which to attend. I'll end with an Edward Abbey quote: | 
        
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                | One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for 
                real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. -Edward 
                Abbey
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          | Oops, ... ah.... how'd that get in there? That doesn't 
          apply to our group, must be something wrong with my pasting button, 
          let's try this one: | 
        
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                | May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, 
                dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains 
                rise into and above the clouds. May your rivers flow without 
                end, meandering through pastoral valleys tinkling with bells, 
                past temples and castles and poets towers into a dark primeval 
                forest where tigers belch and monkeys howl, through miasmal and 
                mysterious swamps and down into a desert of red rock, blue 
                mesas, domes and pinnacles and grottos of endless stone, and 
                down again into a deep vast ancient unknown chasm where bars of 
                sunlight blaze on profiled cliffs, where deer walk across the 
                white sand beaches, where storms come and go as lightning clangs 
                upon the high crags, where something strange and more beautiful 
                and more full of wonder than your deepest dreams waits for you 
                --- beyond that next turning of the canyon walls. -Edward 
                Abbey
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          | The cost of any such trip can not be measured only in 
          terms of physical effort, you must also include gear destroyed or 
          lost. Here's the tally for the week: Steph (1'st Place): escaped unscathed
 Todd (2'nd Place): 200 ft rope became core shot at the mid-point and 
          is now 2x100 ft ropes
 Tom (3'rd Place): 100 ft rope stuck at the top of the last series of 
          rappels in Heaps - 50 ft recovered, Black Diamond ATC lost in a pool 
          in Imlay, brand new holes in brand new backpack
 Aaron (Last Place): 5 MP digital camera, death by drowning
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